Barack Obama, Collapse of Industrial Civilization, Ecological Overshoot, Environmental Collapse, Extinction of Man, Financial Elite, Mass Die Off, Mitt Romney, Overpopulation, Social Unrest, The Elite 1%, Wall Street Fraud, Zobama, Zombification of the Planet, Zomney
Zobama and Zomney had lunch Thursday afternoon to compare notes on how best to accelerate the growth of our death-dealing economy and bring on the Eco-Apocalypse of the planet. Their plans suffered a small setback in 2008 when the speculator vultures and moneychanger vampires over-engorged themselves on the working stiffs whose blood supply is still critically low.
The success thus far on the progress of zombification of the planet was discussed, with lavish praise going to the fossil fuel industry for their superb job in keeping the working stiffs hopelessly addicted to the ancient black elixir and hopelessly confused about the end results of such an addiction.
Both agreed that soon the living arrangements on the planet will be perfect for zombies and the few remaining humans will quickly fall prey to a lifeless and uninhabitable environment suitable only for the ranks of the undead.